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mynameishedgehog said: Haha, sorry dad. I know you love mama and you wouldn't cheat on her. It's just fun to give you a hard time every so often XD

I’m glad my misery amuses you, kiddo!

Anonymous said: Van Auger is cooler than you, I mean, look how long his rifle is and he can snipe seagulls from extremely long distance that no sniper can do. He' gonna kick you ass.

What’s that? I can’t hear you. You shouldn’t talk with your mouth full, It’s rude!
Hurry up and swallow that 100 dicks in your mouth and try again later.

whyworld-is-socruel said: do you miss your son :3

… What kind of question is that?

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING! Don’t! No! You’re gonna make my make-up run and mess up!

awkwardquestioner said: In your opinion, which of the current shichibukai is the most dangerous?

Uhm, That Flamingo seems like a dangerous guy and Teach was able to scar my captain and fuck up the Whitebeard Pirates, I’d guess one of them.

askrayleigh said: Oi oi... you should cheer up. Your a bad-ass pirate of the sea! One of the greatest snipers of them all.. Your wife love you, your son loves you, and your captain and crew care about you. You've got a good life m'boy, one even i envy. Don't let those anons get you down; alright?

You really know how to cheer a man up!

…maybe it’s just because it’s you.

YOU HEAR THAT ANONS! Yeah, that’s the DARK KING. You ain’t gonna get me down anymore, SO DON’T EVEN TRY. 

Anonymous said: Did you know that Banchina is dead?

… Is this going to be like, a weekly thing with you people? Just gonna drain all the happiness out of me until I throw myself off my ship in despair? Keep it up guys! You’re doing great.

mynameishedgehog said: Alright. I'll trust you THIS TIME. But I'm keeping my eye on you.

Can’t even tell a joke without everyone hating me for it.  Damn.

mynameishedgehog said: DADDY!! HOW COULD YOU HAVE LOOKED AT THAT WOMAN'S BOSOMS LIKE THAT! WHAT ABOUT MOM?! ;A;

Calm yourself! It was just for a laugh! Don’t even worry about! Banchina is the only woman for me!

janetdell:

askyasopp:

Very nice. Hope you get mountains of candy,  FUN BAGS OF CANDY!… JUGS EVEN. Milk duds perhaps! Maybe MOUNDS.

-_- Eyes are up here, pal…

That is very true! And I’m sure they are lovely.